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Club Etiquette :: Connecticut Strip Clubs :: Adult Clubs CT

Perhaps you’re a bit of a newbie when it comes to “clubbing” (as the kids these days seems to say) before? No problem. This handy little guide will tell you all you need to know about the do’s and don’ts of behavior in connecticut strip clubs (Note: this is a generic guide. Perhaps some other installment I will tackle the more “specialized” connecticut strip club etiquette, such as S&M, gothic, and medical fetish.)

The first thing you will notice upon approaching a connecticut strip club in the wild is a long line of people with a large  man at the fore, whose lower-order-primate-qualities are often proudly exhibited (naturally, the bouncers at Rockstar and Hollywood have only higher-order-primate-qualities). This fellow is the bouncer. In general, the a bouncer’s best asset have is their muscle, and they enjoy flexing it. You can spend a long time in these lines, never seeing the wonders of the new england adult club interior, if you do not behave properly towards these men-mountains. Here are some fun and easy steps that will get you in faster:

  1. Dress appropriately. Many connecticut strip clubs have a no-jeans policy. Others want you clad only in the skins of animals you have personally killed. Pay attention to the dress code.
  2. Don’t tick off the bouncer. They hold all the cards in this situation, so be courteous and understanding to these Darwinian nightmares.
  3. Bouncers love women. If you have flirty, giggly women in your party, you will get in much faster. If you don’t, you can try to be friendly with some unattached women in line, making it seem like they are in your party WARNING: This can make you look pretty bad if it backfires.
  4. Bouncers love shiny things. When you go up to him to ask how long the wait is, slip him some silver (or better, a twenty). Don’t tip him too low, or you will never get in. If you tip him too high, people will think you have no concept of the value of money. This, admittedly, can help you with the opposite sex.

We’ll assume for the sake of this article that you made it past the bouncer. Good job! Two monolithic edifices now loom in front of you: The bar and the dance-floor. Both have a number of drunken people bumping into one another, so they can be difficult to tell apart. First up: The Connecticut UFC Bar.

Ordering a drink at the bar is much like ordering one at your local public house, but even so, there are a few things worth mentioning. The first is obvious: it is really crowded. It can be very difficult to get a drink under these conditions. Here are some fun and easy steps that will get you loaded at full efficiency:

  1. Pay with cash. The frenzied pace of this kind of place makes it easy to end up with someone else’s drinks on your tab, and trust me, once they are on there, they’re not coming off.
  2. Learn the bartender’s name. If they are familiar with you, you’ll stick out in a crowd. I would not, however, recommend calling their names out loudly from across the bar while they are busy. This could hurt their feelings.
  3. Bar-folk are working very very hard. Always tip for everything (including water!) A dollar per drink is usually about right…unless you’re ordering some cocktail that six hours to make and uses rare ingredients, like bigfoot saliva.
  4. Don’t block other patrons from ordering once you have your drink. More out of the way quickly, or you will be reviled.

Onto the dance floor. Liquor ingested, you should be ready by this point to get out into the teeming mass of humanity and show them all what you can do. Here are some fun and easy tips to get you out there without making (too much of) a fool of yourself.

  1. Don’t bug the DJ too much. It’s okay to request a song, but don’t do it too often. Otherwise they will play Ace-of-Base and say that you requested it.
  2. Repeatedly “accidentally” bouncing into the women on the floor will do nothing but convince them you are a pervert, and possibly a serial killer.
  3. Don’t get into the middle of things, flailing wildly and taking up space, for the sake of flailing wildly and taking up space. This might seem like it goes without saying, but any club you go to has about 20 of these guys making dancing difficult for everyone else. You can have fun in the thick of things without tripping everyone up, even if you aren’t a great dancer. Just be alert.
  4. Don’t bump and grind with a girl unless you know she’s interested. If she’s not, she could complain to the aforementioned bouncer, and you could have some serious trouble (after all the work it took to get here, you wouldn’t want to get bounced, would you?)

Well, that information should have you well on the way to having a great time in adult clubs in new england, wherever they may be. Be smart, be cool, and you should have no problem. If you are a loud idiot, well, you’ve been warned and I won’t be held responsible.

Hopefully this list was helpful or entertaining…it really isn’t complicated.  Don’t be foolish, and things will go great.



How to Save Money When a Bachelor Party at an Adult Club in Connecticut (And Get The Best Strippers in CT)

strippers ctBack in the 70s and 80s, planning a bachelor was a simple task; bestowed upon friends, relatives or the best man. An empty basement, a keg of beer, a dart board and some wild movies sufficed, no ct strippers needed.

Today, bachelor party planning is a multi-million dollar industry, with every restaurant, adult club in connecticut, and adult entertainment venue in the nation getting into the act. In fact, there are multiple companies on the internet which are more than willing to take your money and plan the event. Some offer discounts on limos, free admission to bars, entertainment, and discounted bar packages at various venues. The price for these services can be steep, but if you’re willing to spend a little time doing research and making a few phone calls, you can significantly reduce the price of the bachelor party, and still have money left over for the best strippers in ct.

Saving Money on Transportation

Limo services can often be terribly expensive and charge unreasonable hourly rates. Depending on the type of vehicle chosen, prices can increase greatly.  Simply go to the bellhop stand and let them know you have a bachelor party and want to go to a hot spot with ct strippers. Most upscale hotels offer this service for free, and only a modest tip is expected for the service – they’ll get you to a choice adult club in connecticut.

Saving money on CT Strippers and Connecticut Adult Clubs

Hiring a stripper or visiting an adult club in Connecticut has become tradition when it comes to making plans for the groom. If responsible for planning the bachelor party, look online for adult clubs or adult entertainment in Connecticut. Ask the adult club in Connecticut what sort of deals and specials they offer for a bachelor party.

Save Money on Bars in Connecticut

One of the best ways to save money for a bachelor party is to find a pub crawl. In many cities, bars come together and offer unbelievable specials during weekends for bachelor parties.  In larger cities and in Connecticut, the bars and taverns are usually strewn across the same area, so you’re party can easily walk from place to place. To find a good pub crawl, just go on the web and look for companies near the bachelor party location.



Test Your Knowledge With The Famous Strippers of History Quiz!

February 4th, 2010

 

This biblical figure, according to tradition, did an erotic dance with a severed head, and was later made into a sex symbol in an opera by Richard Strauss.




This Frisian dancer is considered the original “femme fatale,” seducing allied commanders and spying for the central powers in World War I.




This African American dancer moved to Paris, where she gained notoriety as an unbelievably talented, flamboyantly bisexual stage-performer and movie star.




While most of London was shut down during the Blitz, this strip-club impressario kept her club open, and was later portrayed by Judi Dench.




This burlesque performer gained considerable fame in the US for both her stripping and sharp wit, and even penned a mystery novel called The G-String Murders.




This burlesque performer was famous both for her fan and bubble dances, and even performed for the first American astronauts.






 

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