We're not gonna lie: there are some great strippers on the east coast, and every time you choose to come to our bars we know that you've chosen us because we've got some of the finest girls, the best atmosphere, and the funnest environment. If you've never been to our strip clubs, let me break it down for you. Here's a typical night at Hollywood or Rockstar, from the perspective of Strip Club Patron Mike. We'll just call him Mike for short. "I went to Hollywood on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. I wasn't expecting much because I've been to some strip clubs--CT and other east coast clubs--and they've been okay, but the strippers were just so-so and the bars themselves were kind of bland. But Hollywood was f'ing amazing. "My friends and I sat down at the bar and ordered a couple drinks to start with. The bartender--I think her name was Jessica--was so sexy that I kind of wished I'd get to see her dance. I got a beer and we ordered a round of tequila shots for everybody to get the night started right! Like I said, I've been to several CT strip clubs since I've lived in the state, and I usually have a drink or two, then leave. But not here. "We found some seats by the stage and watched the hottest girl I've ever seen (no joke) work the poll like she was born to shake that ass. So I'm thinking the night can't get any better, right? Then I turn and see this girl strutting up to me, smiling. I think I'm in love. She's carrying a tray of shots, and since I'm not the designated driver I think hell yes I'm gonna take one from this hottie. "By this time it was around 10pm, and I noticed they were turning the TVs to HBO for a boxing match that was about to air. I'm more of a UFC person (which I heard they show at their other CT strip club, Rockstar), but I was still psyched about it. "Finally one of my buddies had to get home, so I had to tear myself away from the girls, but I left Hollywood that night feeling like I should give strip clubs, CT or otherwise, another chance. I'll definitely be back to Hollywood, and the next time I'm in Wolcott, I'll check out Rockstar." Curious who some of the girls are that Mike got to hang out with? Check out our Hollywood Honeys' stripper photos!